Yes one again I am back, thanks to GreatBong’s lure of a free-copy of his upcoming book “May I Hebb Your Attention Pliss” to the winner of the contest [Link Here]. Well this was a very enticing proposition to let go off and it also provides me an opportunity to resurrect my comatose blog.
You can also get your hands on a free copy of the book by simply following these easy step [Original Contest Rules by GB]:
The rules.
1. On your blog, provide a link to this page. (http://greatbong.net/book). Embedding the above picture in your blog would be nice but not needed.
2. Then write down your top 10 Hindi movie lines or top 10 English movie lines (You can do both if you want. Only one set is required for the contest). If you cannot think of top 10, make it top 5. Cannot think of even 5? Make it top 3. No problem. Only restriction: no two lines from same movie. This done to make it fair for other movies so that they dont get swamped by Gunda or Loha or Sholay.
3. Tag five friends to do the same.
4. Come over to the comment-space of this post and post your blog’s link so I can go and read it.
Remember: Before starting the tag, paste points 1 and 4 on your blog so that the rules are available to anyone who wishes to pick the tag up from your blog.
Let the Dialogues flow …… these are some of my favourites (Bollywood). Due to the one dialogue per movie restriction, some of the other memorable dialogues missed out.
1. Dushmano ki laashon par bhangra karne wala kabhi langda nahi ho sakta (Prabhuji Mithun Da in Gunda)
2. Jali ko aag kehte hain, bujhee ko raakh kehte hain, jis raakh se barood bane use Vishwanath kehete hain (Shatrughan Sinha in Vishwanath)
3. Aur jab yeh Dhai kilo ka haath kisi par padhta hain na, to aadmi uthta nahi, uuth jata hain (Sunny Deol in Damini)
4. Kya kahe thay, yeh haath nahi phansi ka phanda hai! Ye haath hum ka de de thakur – ye haath, ye haath, hum ko de de! (Amjad Khan in Sholay)
5. Mogambo Khush huwa (Amrish Puri in Mr. India)
6. Ilaaka Kutte-Billiyon ke hua karte hai, Sher jahan bhi jata hain, woh uska ilaaka ho jaata hai (Dharmendra in Ilaaka)
7. Yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki cheez nahi, haath kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata hai (Raj Kumar in Waqt)
8. Crime master Gogo naam hain mera, aankhen nikal kar gotiyaan khelta hoon main, gotiyaan…….. Aaya hoon, kuch to lut kar jaunga, khandani chor hoon main, khandani; Mogambo ka bhatija! (Shakti Kapoor in Andaz Aapna Aapna)
9. Jab hum dushmano ka khayal karte huwe, aapne pao niche rakhte hain, to humare dushman, maut ka tassavur karte huwe, zameen se upar uthne lagte hain! (Rajkumar in Betaj Badshah)
10. Rana Vishwapratap Singh, Dr. Dang creates war. Dr. Dang ko aaj pehli baar kisi ne thappad mara hain, 1st Time, is thappad ki goonj suni tumne? Ab is goonj ki goonj tumhe sunai degi (Anupam Kher in Karma)
Now for some bonus ones :
11. Don ka intezar to baara mulko ki police kar rahi hai. Lekin Don ko pakadna muskhil he nahi, namumkin bhi hai (Amitabh Bachchan in Don)
12. Jab tak baithne ko na kaha jaye, khade raho! Yeh Police station hai tumhare baap ka ghar nahi! (Amitabh Bachchan in Zanjeer)
Now comes the Hollywood Dialogues ………
1. I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubblegum (Roddy Piper in They Live)
2. Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn (Clark Gable in Gone With The Wind)
3. Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn’t mean choking on the bone (Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society)
4. I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner (Anthony Hopkins in The Silence of the Lambs)
5. You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’ma get medieval on your ass (Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction)
6. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries (John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
7. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist (Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects)
8. Your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash (James Tolkan in Top Gun)
9. Wendy? Darling? Light of my life?…I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in. I’m gonna bash ‘em right the fuck in! (Jack Nicholson in The Shining)
10. That’s what I love about these high school girls, man: I get older, they stay the same age (Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused)
Well , I’m not finished yet ……. since I did not give “Prabhuji” the required screen space He deserves …. so here are some real “Blood-Curdling” (Rokto Jaal Kara) Dialogues, from none other than “Prabhuji” from His “Bangali” Avatar !
1. Toofan bochor-e ek adhbar ashe, jokhon ashe tokhon proloy ghote, ar jokhon jae tokhon bhagoban o tar ostitho khuje beray (Prabhuji Mithun Da in Tulkalam)
2. Shaaper chobol aar Cheetar khabol, jekhanei porbey arai kg mangsho tuley nebe (Prabhuji Mithun Da in Minister Fatakeshto)
3. Marbo ekaney , Lash podbe soshane (Prabhuji Mithun Da in MLA Fatakeshto)
And now for the tagging part. Well, I don’t know whom to Tag, so I’m tagging all the people whom I follow on the Blogo-Sphere.
1. GreatBong
2. Diptakirti
3. Bongo Pondit
4. Gaseous Belly
5. Chinepotka
6. Abhishek
7. Farting Pen
Hasta la vista, Baby
No comments:
Post a Comment